Unpopular? Socially awkward? Trouble getting dates? Our super-exclusive Secret Society Membership Card and Sexy Chicken Pin won't help one bit!

WARNING: Choking Hazard. Not for children under 3 years old. This product contains a sharp pin. Swallowed pins can cause serious injuries. Seek immediate medical attention if pins are swallowed. Not a toy. For decorative use only.

Type: Die-cut membership card

Dimensions: 3.375" x 2.125"

Type: Round membership button with steel pin back

Dimensions: 1.25" x 1.25"

Design & Illustrations by: Jonathan Tessler, Mark Matcho and Steve Hannah